Confessions of a Procrastinator:

Advice that has served me well through the years: The sooner you get behind, the more time you will have to catch up! 

Random Thought for the Day

 ...any place that flattery might get you is no place that you have any business being.

Have You Ever Wondered . . .

Have you ever wondered why you never see mouse flavoured cat food? Why is it that only the meats consumed by humans are used to make pet food?

And have your ever wondered why cat fur is not used to make fur coats? Would cat fur coats shed?

I remember reading a story about how to start a cat farm. The author suggested that cat fur would make soft lovely coats. Hey - Disney has made a fortune from a story about a cruel fashion icon who wanted to make coats out of puppy fur, Anyway: the author of the cat farm story surmised that to feed his cats, he would start a rat farm next door. Since rats reproduce faster than cats, there should be no problem keeping the cats well fed. But what would he feed the rats? Rats are carnivores, so they could eat the carcasses of the cats after they are skinned.So he would feed the rats to the cats, and the cats to the rats, and get the cat skins for nothing.

Have you ever wondered why people started saying, "There's more than one way to skin a cat,"? I have wondered that. I love my cats. They have very soft, silky hair. I don't know of any ways to skin cats.

No cats or rats were harmed in the writing of this blog post.