Really?

On those TV ads for seniors' dating sites; the whole point of the site is find someone your own age. At the end of the commercial there is a voice over: "Must be 18+ to apply".
Really?
Outta my way! I'm going to the computer room to find me a young'un! Anybody know how to work those computers? How do ya get that young'un outta the computer? I need a nice young man to scrape my bunions!






Warning label from the pharmacist on a bottle of sleeping pills: "MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS. Use caution when driving or using dangerous equipment.
Really?
Who are these people who take sleeping pills, and then drive to work on a construction site? 






The labels on those non-dairy coffee whiteners say they contain "edible oil" products.
Really?
If the company that makes them feels the need to tell me that their product is edible . . .I am just glad that I take my coffee black.