Tuesday, April 3, 2018
Outta my way! I'm going to the computer room to find me a young'un! Anybody know how to work those computers? How do ya get that young'un outta the computer? I need a nice young man to scrape my bunions!
Warning label from the pharmacist on a bottle of sleeping pills: "MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS. Use caution when driving or using dangerous equipment.
Who are these people who take sleeping pills, and then drive to work on a construction site?
The labels on those non-dairy coffee whiteners say they contain "edible oil" products.
If the company that makes them feels the need to tell me that their product is edible . . .I am just glad that I take my coffee black.